How To Lose Belly Fat Fast

Rooster/Blaster asked:


Hey there! I’m a Big, lazy fatass. I need to lose weight badly.

I started exercising on this *** exercise bicycle thing- but won’t that only strengthen my legs? How can I lose belly fat, you fat bahstid?

Seriously- no joke. I am a fat bastard- please tell me what I can do to lose belly fat. I no longer have a southern hemisphere, dammit.

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